How To Ruin Your Offseason and Lose Your Teammate’s Respect

+ + = Out for 4 months

I forgot to mention, the award for dumbest way to injure yourself goes to Broncos WR Brandon Marshall. A couple of days, Marshall sustained an injury to his right forearm, where he got: lacerations to one artery, one vein, one nerve, two tendons and three muscles. It was reported that the injury was a result of him horseplaying around with his brother, where they got into a brief tussle that ended with him slipping on a McDonald’s wrapper causing his arm to go through a TV entertainment center as he tried to break his fall. Experts say that full recovery is expected to take 3-4 months. How funny would it have been if Marshall made the Darwin Awards with this one?